The first show full of tryouts for So You Think You Can Dance isn't even over yet and I've decided that as much as I LOVE it, fans may need a little help to block out the horrible auditions (ahem...The Wiggler) and Mary Murphy's LOUD LAUGH AND SCREAMS AND OMGYOUDON'TEVENKNOWWHATSHE'SSAYINGBECAUSESHE'SSOLOUD!!!
The Rules
With a drink of your choice and your finger on the volume button, enjoy SYTYCD responsibly.
1. Every time you hear a sob story or dancer's history....drink.
2. Mary Murphy crying...drink.
3. Audience members crying...drink twice.
4. Dancer crying...chug.
5. Girl with Adam Lambert hair...WATERFALL!
6. Every time a commercial featuring Siri comes on...order tomato soup.
7. Get on board the hot tamale train WOOWOOOOOO...shot of tequila.
8. Jesse Tyler Ferguson proposes marriage or makes hyperbolic comparisons...happily finish your drink.
9. Cat and Nigel flirt...drink until the awkwardness passes (be prepared)
10. When Lil'C notices a dancer "modifying your manipulation of movement" and he appreciates it...toast whatever it was Lil'C said.
11. Dance dedicated to mom...drink water so she doesn't yell about you getting dehydrated.
(To be continued as the season goes on...)
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